Archive for September, 2006

that ain’t no turkey stupid, that’s a chicken

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 by brian

I don’t like weddings. I don’t mind going to them. I don’t mind being in them. I don’t even mind renting a $70 (or in the case of Artie’s wedding, $150) tux for a 4 hour event. I seem to always fun at them. The thing that I don’t like […]

do you know how i know that you’re gay?

Sunday, September 17th, 2006 by brian

You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says ‘I love it when balls are in my face’
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

it’s like a lap dance for your taste buds

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 by brian

Just finished watching The Simpsons, eagerly awaiting the premier of Family Guy (after the not-so-good American Dad).
This weekend:

Friday night was hanging out at Dethloff’s new apartment with a bunch of peeps, followed by watching Tony, Sara, Dethloff, and Bethany eat Skyline and UDF ice cream at 1:30am.
Saturday included sleeping in, then going to the gym. […]