that ain’t no turkey stupid, that’s a chicken

I don’t like weddings. I don’t mind going to them. I don’t mind being in them. I don’t even mind renting a $70 (or in the case of Artie’s wedding, $150) tux for a 4 hour event. I seem to always fun at them. The thing that I don’t like is the way that I feel after I go to them.

I feel like Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell’s character in The 40 Year Old Virgin, which coincidently, HBO has been playing almost non-stop for the past week). Massive amounts of awkwardness. Yeah, that’s me. Lots of ‘I have no idea what I’m doing’. That’s me, too. Top that all off with more awkwardness.

That’s the cause of all my frustration…  Well., that’s over. :)

On a side note, another great new episode of House tonight. This show keeps getting better.

3 Responses to “that ain’t no turkey stupid, that’s a chicken”

  1. Brian Callahan Says:

    what about dropping dimes for a tux with pants that are about 8″ too short? if I were you, I’d go find the nearest Men’s Warehouse and burn it to the ground. how they gonna let you walk out of there like that? that’s crap, for real.
    just so you know, I hate weddings too. not because of anything too awkward (other than at J’s wedding), but because they just suck in general. its the same 4 hour suckfest every weekend of the summer.
    WEDDINGS BLOW!

  2. Artie Says:

    Yeah, sorry about that. Maybe I’m a freak, but I kinda’ like them. I hate them when I have to go to a bunch in a row, but one or two a summer ain’t bad.

  3. jw Says:

    ha, there went that regular posting thing… :)

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